Post by qpq on Feb 20, 2012 0:39:40 GMT -5
Synopsis: The mysterious Daily Planet Blogger sends out of a post to all subscribers about the strange night that occurred in Metropolis on Valentine's Day and highlights that there may be a new meta in town.
Hello wonderful people of Metropolis. I know that some of you were thinking that I was completely offline with the various outages that occurred during the city during Valentine's Day, but never fear I'm still here. I hope some of you took advantage of the darkness that swept parts of the city to be with your loved one and profess your undying love for them as most people tend to do on Valentine's Day. I'm sure that a lot of you used this to your advantage to get of buying your significant others or that special someone to display your affection for them.
Well, I'll have you know that I had a delightful Valentine's Day despite the various reports that I was getting in from all my lovely sources.
You know who you are and what can I say, but thank you and you are truly loved, but enough of that let's get back to last night's interesting and memorable Valentine's day.
Now while I tend to focus a bit of time about speaking about a certain super man, I think I'll devote today's post to the some of the other denizens of Metropolis. Though let's face it, someone's first in my heart, but there are some days when I should focus on the rest of Metropolis.
Anyhoo. Things are certainly abuzz at S.T.A.R Labs and for the uninitiated is not a lab that turns you into a star, S.T.A.R Labs is one of the foremost research facilities in the world. Scientists, engineers and various other technological professions in that area of work dream of working at S.T.A.R Labs much to the detriment of L-Corp.
Love you Lex, but we know it's true, however I'm quite sure a certain Mr. Luthor was giddy as a school boy when he learned that the St. Valentine's Day Calamity that occurred last night that turned otherwise sensible natured individuals of the fairer sex into emotional wrecks. Now how could that have happened someone asks?
Well, I don't have a Ph.D. in physics, but apparently one of the lab experiments went pear shaped and many women across the city experienced their very own Fatal Attraction moment as they stalked, hunted and threatened to boil the bunnies of the available and unavailable a like.
On a scale of 1 to 10 on the O.S meter I'm pretty sure many of the menfolk were headed towards a fifteen, especially this unidentified individual who was being carried across the sky that was captured on several camera phones and sent in. You know I wouldn't let you down.
Who the mystery couple are I don't know, but I'll do my best to find out, but guessing from the dazzling display of light someone's not local. Interesting perhaps she's come in search of someone. Perhaps it's not who I think it is, because then I would be crushed.
Sadness, but that doesn't mean I won't continue to report the news, because if anything someone from S.T.A.R Labs is going to hang for this one and city is going to think about the quality of S.T.A.R Labs safety protocols which I hear an advocate of LuthorCorp is actively pursuing. This is far from over and heads will roll before it was over, but to honest I'm pretty sure the lovely men of Metropolis are pretty glad it wasn't theirs, because some of the stories I heard from the market would make you cringe, but that's for another time.
Remember I'm here all the time putting out the news for all of you. If anyone knows who the lovely knew couple was send me blast. Until then have fun but remember you never know who's watching.
XOXO D.P.B
Hello wonderful people of Metropolis. I know that some of you were thinking that I was completely offline with the various outages that occurred during the city during Valentine's Day, but never fear I'm still here. I hope some of you took advantage of the darkness that swept parts of the city to be with your loved one and profess your undying love for them as most people tend to do on Valentine's Day. I'm sure that a lot of you used this to your advantage to get of buying your significant others or that special someone to display your affection for them.
Well, I'll have you know that I had a delightful Valentine's Day despite the various reports that I was getting in from all my lovely sources.
You know who you are and what can I say, but thank you and you are truly loved, but enough of that let's get back to last night's interesting and memorable Valentine's day.
Now while I tend to focus a bit of time about speaking about a certain super man, I think I'll devote today's post to the some of the other denizens of Metropolis. Though let's face it, someone's first in my heart, but there are some days when I should focus on the rest of Metropolis.
Anyhoo. Things are certainly abuzz at S.T.A.R Labs and for the uninitiated is not a lab that turns you into a star, S.T.A.R Labs is one of the foremost research facilities in the world. Scientists, engineers and various other technological professions in that area of work dream of working at S.T.A.R Labs much to the detriment of L-Corp.
Love you Lex, but we know it's true, however I'm quite sure a certain Mr. Luthor was giddy as a school boy when he learned that the St. Valentine's Day Calamity that occurred last night that turned otherwise sensible natured individuals of the fairer sex into emotional wrecks. Now how could that have happened someone asks?
Well, I don't have a Ph.D. in physics, but apparently one of the lab experiments went pear shaped and many women across the city experienced their very own Fatal Attraction moment as they stalked, hunted and threatened to boil the bunnies of the available and unavailable a like.
On a scale of 1 to 10 on the O.S meter I'm pretty sure many of the menfolk were headed towards a fifteen, especially this unidentified individual who was being carried across the sky that was captured on several camera phones and sent in. You know I wouldn't let you down.
Who the mystery couple are I don't know, but I'll do my best to find out, but guessing from the dazzling display of light someone's not local. Interesting perhaps she's come in search of someone. Perhaps it's not who I think it is, because then I would be crushed.
Sadness, but that doesn't mean I won't continue to report the news, because if anything someone from S.T.A.R Labs is going to hang for this one and city is going to think about the quality of S.T.A.R Labs safety protocols which I hear an advocate of LuthorCorp is actively pursuing. This is far from over and heads will roll before it was over, but to honest I'm pretty sure the lovely men of Metropolis are pretty glad it wasn't theirs, because some of the stories I heard from the market would make you cringe, but that's for another time.
Remember I'm here all the time putting out the news for all of you. If anyone knows who the lovely knew couple was send me blast. Until then have fun but remember you never know who's watching.
XOXO D.P.B